vassalady

Dear podficcer,

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I AM SO EXCITED AND LOOKING FORWARD TO WHAT YOU MAKE FOR ME.

Okay, so specifics, because I'm a weirdly open yet supremely picky person. (Not as scary as it sounds, trust me.)

Marvel (MCU/616)

STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE is everything, I love Steve. I love Steve having sex with people (BOTTOM STEVE ALL THE WAAAAY), I love Steve goin on adventures, I love Steve having friends, I LOVE DAD STEVE, STEVE AND SMALL CHILDREN, SO GOOD. I love Steve being alone and friendless. I love Steve injured/dying/dead. I love Steve in SOOOO MANY FLAVORS. You cannot go wrong with Steve. HOWEVER. In MCU, I prefer post-serum to pre-serum (but like, disphoria w/ is body post serum is a okay). (For 616, either is good.) Steve DOES NOT MURDER PEOPLE. He is not MEAN. He might tease friends now and then (Bucky, eg), but he is not MEAN. If he kills randos or is overly snarky or mean to people, then please do not record that for me. (likewise, he's not STUPID. He's earnest sometimes, but he's smart and quick, even if a bit socially awkward, oh, poor Steve. This is why Peggy ate him alive sexually, without a doubt.)

OTHERWISE, STEEEEEEEEEEEVE. I ship him with pretty much everyone (yes, even villains in terrible horrible relationships. Rumlow/Steve, anyone??? Hydra Trash Party centering on destroying Steve, yesssssssssssss). The exceptions are: AoS tv characters (don't watch) or Ant-Man movie people (haven't seen.) I'd be a bit more interested in a smaller ship rather than a juggernaut, because I love seeing smaller ships get more love.

Also, there DO exist some fics that involve a comics character named Jack Monroe, and I only wrote like, half of them, but those are DEFINITELY a fantastic bet as well.

Other characters that I would love stories about: Peggy Carter, Jennifer Walters, Janet Van Dyne, Sharon Carter, Bernie Rosenthal, Leila Taylor, Cassie Lang, these are all ladies, can you sense a theme.

Supeman (comics/Lois and Clark/DCAU)

Clark/Lois? Hell yeah. Clark/Bruce? SIGN ME UP. Clark/Lois/Bruce? UM IS THERE FIC FOR THESE THREE I DON"T KNOW BUT IF YOU FIND SOME GOOD STUFF AND RECORDED IT I MIGHT HAVE TO MARRY YOU?

But nothing related to Man of Steel/Nolan Batman or reliant on new DCU comics canon knowledge, please.

(Smallville Clark/Lex or Martha/Lionel are also fun.)

Other fandoms w/ far less complicated notes:

Parks and Rec: canon pairings, with Leslie/Ben OTP

Parasol Protectorate/Finishing School: I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR, though I have a particular fondness foe Sidheag/Agatha, but I'm pretty sure I wrote the only fic of them out there.

THINGS I LIKE (general)

KID FIC. post-apocalypse and/or zombie aus. MODERN ROYAL AUS. Heathy BDSM! Unhealthy BDSM! Consent! Non-con! PWP! Plot! Cute domestic! Tragedy! Declarations of undying love! Cheating and complex feelings of falling in and out of love but still loving people too and all the complicated messy things that accompany that! Polyamory! um, yes, a lot of these are on other sides of spectrums, I am aware. Tooooooons of kinks, too, like, whoa on the kinks. Um. LOTS OF STUFF, I LIKE LOTS OF STUFF IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

Things I DISLIKE:

Steve being a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick or a murderer. CHARACTER HATE/BASHING, fuck that shit.


Um, if you need more guidance, you can message me anon on tumblr or ask here or something, idk.

Wellllll, I didn't manage to do any Snowflake Challenge things this year (and won't), but trying to go through some of them and commenting.

Thank you so much, first of all! I hope that, first and foremost, you have fun doing whatever you do. I'm really excited! Okay, so here are my preferences:

Marvel: Steve is my favorite, and I prefer bottom!Steve if there are sexy times. So anything Steve-centric rocks. I ship him with (nearly) EVERYONE. I really love his friends, too, if one chooses, for example, the comics and wants to record a fic about Sam or Bernie or Rachel or Sharon or Leila or Arnie or Dennis or Bucky, oh, and the Invaders, of course, or the USO girls/howling commandos in MCU, etc. etc. etc. I'd prefer MCU or 616, but am down with other universes (EMH, AA, Marvel Adventures, etc. etc.). But anyway. Steve. or his friends. Or Steve and his friends. sexy times Steve. yeah. Or something with Jennifer Walters would be super amazing. She's my second favorite, after Steve. (Note: Although I've been working on reading comics, I'm not very familiar with any canon that's happened in the last ten years or so, so maybe not something SUPER dependent on canon knowledge of that.)

Superman (pre-new 52 comics, DCAU, Lois and Clark): Clark and Lois are the beeeeest. Fave pairings are: Clark/Lois, Clark/Bruce, Clark/Lois/Bruce. Haven't read very many of his comic storylines, so maybe not something SUPER dependent on having read a certain comic first, but otherwise, yup.

I like both canon and AU based things, I like both light and really dark things. I like a lot of different kinks, but i like non-sex related stories, too. So. Mostly, I want you to have fun making something, so if you like the story and think I might to - please!

Thank you!

In your own space, post a rec for at least three fanworks that you did not create. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so. See if you can rec fanworks that are less likely to be praised: tiny fandoms, rare pairings, fanworks other than stories, lesser-known kinks or tropes. Find fanworks that have few to no comments, or creators new to a particular fandom who maybe aren't well known or appreciated. Appreciate them.

I just came across this fanart of Steve and Bernie today by havecrayonswilltravel. It's really cute, and I was browsing through their other art, too, and there's something about their proportions I really like. (I have a thing about proportions, okay? It's weird, I've complimented artists on this before.) I had to pick the Steve/Bernie one, but there's a lot of other great stuff there, which you should check out. (Some great DC ladies art, for example!)

I read a fic the other day called stars fell down before us by mwestbelle. (warnings for rape roleplay and use of safeword when the scene goes wrong.) I really liked the emotion between the two of them after Bucky backs out of the scene, and it was extremely sweet. I really didn't know what to expect when I went into it, and by the end, I was happy I had read it.

I really like sisi-rambles's podfics, and they did one of lanyon's Once you've fallen from classical virtue. Like the rest of sisi-rambles's work, it was extremely fun to listen to. Steve and Bucky waking up and not remembering who either of them are? Perfect. The reading was fantastic, very enjoyable.

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Ah well. Here comes 2014.

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Title: Discipline
Authors: AccursedSpatula, captpizpalu, Moiraine
Reader: vassalady
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Pairings: Steve Rogers/Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags include: AU - High School; Teacher-Student Relationship, oral sex, object insertion, spanking

Authors' Summary: Steve sat there, frozen. It was clear that the popular student, probable wet dream of damn near every student in the school, who had no interest in Steve or his work, was trying to seduce him for a better grade. Steve wanted to snarl, wanted to spit because he was so angry. Thor really thought this would work? Steve was a good person, he had morals. There was no way he would accept such a...a sleazy, underhanded offer. And yet…if Steve was honest with himself, his hands hadn’t been the only thing to ache when he caught sight of Thor’s face or physique.

Reader's notes: Thank you to analise010 for beta listening, to Amuly for helping me with song choice, and especially to the authors, AccursedSpatula, captpizpalu, and Moiraine, for writing such a wonderful fic. I really adore this fic. It has a special place in my heart as the first Steve/Thor work I read, and it remains one of my absolute favorites. It's unbelievably hot, and I don't know how many times I've read it. I had so much fun recording this.

Length: 39:32
Mediafire Downloads: MP3 (36.3MB) and M4B (14.2MB)

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For some reason, whenever a mom starts crying in a movie or show, I'm gone. I'm bawling. Even if I don't much LIKE the movie I'm watching.

Give me a crying mom, and I will give you tears.

(Admittedly, a lot makes me cry, but crying moms is pretty much a sure thing.)

(Probably the correct response to this post is TL:DR.)

A question posed on twitter by jelazakazone. I looked at it, paused, and thought, "What do I get out of writing?" And then I thought, "Haven't I answered this already?" And I realized I haven't yet.
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Title: Fool In Love
Fandom: Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Viper (Madame Hydra)
Author/Reader: vassalady
Warnings: none
Summary: Viper has Steve prisoner, and it's the best time for both of them.

Length: 2:35
Music: Britney Spears - Toxic
Thanks to analise010 for the beta!

Download (mediafire): MP3 (2.5MB)

Day one is self-recs, so here goes.

( Five Recs of My Own Fanworks )

( Transformative Works Policy and Other Notes )