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POOR COMMUNICATION SKILLSSOUL BONDING / SOULMATESIN VINO VERITAS / DRUNKFICAU: SUPERNATURALCHOSEN FAMILY
AU: ROMANCE NOVELLOVE TRIANGLEAU: FUSIONTRUTH OR DAREVIRGINFIC
ACCIDENTAL HEROSECRET TWIN/DOPPELGANGERFREE SPACESPANKINGKIDFIC
FORBIDDEN FRUITMARRIAGEAU: OTHERLANGUAGE AND TRANSLATIONBETS / WAGERS
TORTURE/INTERROGATIONIMMORTALITY / REINCARNATIONHANDCUFFED / BOUND TOGETHERCROSSOVERCROSSDRESSING & COSTUMES

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 Dear podficcer,

First off... AHHHHH, thank you for making me a podfic, I really look forward to it! <3 <3

Okay, down to the details of my sign up and preferences:

Marvel

Captain America: Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, I love the Cap family, like anything MCU or 616 or really anything Steve in general, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.

MCU: (but not GotG or Dr. Strange) I love Steve paired with literally anyone?? I really like pretty much all the movies and all the characters? Um, Idk what to say here. steve.

TV: Agent Carter (PEEEEGGGGYYYYYYY, ship Peggy/Angie, Peggy/Steve, Peggy/Ana/Jarvis, Howard is great, I even like hate sex Peggy/CMM I can't think of his name rn), Jessica Jones (Trish in general, Jessica/Trish, Jessica/Luke), Daredevil (Matt/Foggy tropey fluff), Luke Cage (ANYTHING MISTY, I haven't technically finished watching it as of writing this but I WILL by the time ITPE reveals go up)

616: STEEEVE and Cap family, aaaaaaand there's actually a bit of Jack Monroe/Dennis Dunphy out there written by me and Amuly, but that's really great stuff. Steve. Steve. Uhhh, Steve?

Avengers Academy: JANET/NATASHA, JANET/STEVE, JANET/ANYYYYOOOONE, Steve. Steve. I'd kind of prefer NOT Steve/Tony in this verse? But Steve/Tony is okay in other verses.

Finishing School Series: Sidheag/Agatha OWNS MY HEART, but anything about our main girls is great.

Parasol Protectorate: Anything with either Alexia or Ivy (ESPECIALLY IVY) would be great.  Ivy. Ivy. Ivy. IVY <3

Due South: Romantically, I prefer Fraser/Vecchio. *ducks* But I'm multi shipper trash, and I do enjoy Fraser/Kowalski too (though Francesca/Kowalksi is my second fave pairing after F/V) and because you made it and love it, I will enjoy it! (Kowalski pining and thinking he's not good enough compared to Vecchio wrt to Fraser's affection would be AMAZING if fic like that exists. IDK, I haven't read much in the fandom.)

SG1: Sam/Janet or Jack/Teal'c

Babylon 5: DOES FRANKLIN/GARIBALDI OR FRANKLIN/MARCUS EXIST???? IDK. If it does, OMG YES. Also pretty much anything Ivanova (But not Ivanova/Talia because I don't really like Talia.)

Leverage: THE OT3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or gen anything with those three

Merlin: Merlin/Arthur, Gwen/Morgana, Gwen/Arthur, Gwen/Lancelot, anything Gwen really, Mithian/Elena

101 Dalmations: .. Cruella/Anita, I KNOW, I PUT THIS EVERY YEAR, I THINK I HAVE STILL WRITTEN THE ONLY CRUELLA/ANITA FIC OUT THERE, BUT ANYWAY.

Adventure Zone: Hurley/Sloane or Killian/Carey (is that how they spell Carey? Audio only medium that I haven't caught up on so you know how it goes. DX)

DC

Smallville: Clark/Lex, Martha/Lionel (SHH, it's so dark and great)

Supergirl TV: Kara, Kara, Kara, Kara, Kara

Lois & Clark: Lois/Clark

Lois Lane YA Books: Lois gen or Lois/Clark

Comics: Anything with Superman family characters, because that's where my heart lies. I love any combo of Lois/Clark/Bruce (incl OT3). I prefer goofy Kon to emo Kon.

DC Bombshells: Kate/Maggie, Diana/Mera (DOES THIS EXIST???), Diana or Mera gen, Supergirl and Stargirl, Harley/Ivy, Amanda Waller, like, anything really, if I'm honest.

Tiny Titans: TINY TITANS! \o/

DCAU (Superman, Batman, and JL): Again, any combo of Clark/Lois/Bruce, or gen JL shenanigans

IN GENERAL: I really like most genres! I love tropey stuff and I love more angsty stuff, and AUs are awesome (though i like aus where people have powers still over ones where they don't), overpowered is AMAZING, I especially love Modern Royal AUs. Death fic is totally cool, KID FIC IS SO AMAZING. PWPs hold my heart, but gen or plotty shenanigans are super fun too. I think the Hydra Trash Party is FANTASTIC, and I think fluffy snuggling is fun, too, so that should tell you something about my range of likes.

DO NOT WANT: I don't want anything to do with eating disorders, stories FOCUSING on dead siblings (refs to dead siblings are fine), or suicide.

Things Specific to Podfic in general: I LOOOOVE music and sound effects and cool other audio things, it's one thing that makes podfic so unique a medium for me. If that's not your normal bag, don't worry about it, I don't expect it! But if you DO enjoy putting those things in or would like to experiment, GO FOR IT!!

Otherwise... I don't know what to tell you? You can anon ask me questions if you want???

THANK YOU, I am sorry this letter is probably super unhelpful, but I really look forward to your podfic!!! THANK YOU! <3
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Dear Yuletide writer,

I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME TO WRITE THIS. WHOOPS.

Okay, so LOIS LANE - Lois and Clark would be FAB but anything about any of the characters in this universe would be great too

Call the Midwife - I SUPER ship Trixie/Cynthia, but I also adore Chummy, and really most of the show's ladies, so again, really open with what you want to do

Kings - Jack/David forever OTP

Black Books - I ot3 it or just gen shenanigans!

Adventure Zone - Sloane/Hurley, 'nough said.

King's Quest - ANYTHING TO DO WITH ROSELLA

IN GENERAL, I'm into a LOT of stuff. Character introspection, tropey fun stuff, absolutely filthy pwp - so long as it's written with heart, I'll be super into it!

the only dnw I have is suicide or eating disorders - angst and character death are a-okay, but not suicide or eating disorders.

Thank you so much, and I look forward to reading your work!!
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Day 01

In your own space, talk about why you are doing the Fandom Snowflake Challenge? What drew you to it as a participant? What do you hope to accomplish by doing these challenges? Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.


OH MAN, okay, so let's start out with a hard question for snowflake, SURE, that works. I say that jokingly, but also sort of mean it, because I'm not sure HOW to answer this. And part of the reason I do try to do Snowflake every year (since I learned about it... three years ago?) is that I only ever manage to complete one or two challenges (and usually the ones where I talk about myself.)

So I guess I want to manage to actually do every challenge this year. Probably won't happen, but... And I mean, I DO like talking about myself, I admit to being rather vain (but most people ARE, so...???) so that's another reason. And it's fun when I do manage to do it?

Sooooo, yeah, that's all I've got.

Oh, one last thing... I used to love reading everyone's responses, but I burned myself out really quick every year. I probably won't be able to check out many responses this year, due to lack of energy again, but I still love just seeing how many people do each challenge! But it's too big for me to even attempt to keep up with everything. :(
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Dear podficcer,

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I AM SO EXCITED AND LOOKING FORWARD TO WHAT YOU MAKE FOR ME.

Okay, so specifics, because I'm a weirdly open yet supremely picky person. (Not as scary as it sounds, trust me.)

Marvel (MCU/616)

STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE is everything, I love Steve. I love Steve having sex with people (BOTTOM STEVE ALL THE WAAAAY), I love Steve goin on adventures, I love Steve having friends, I LOVE DAD STEVE, STEVE AND SMALL CHILDREN, SO GOOD. I love Steve being alone and friendless. I love Steve injured/dying/dead. I love Steve in SOOOO MANY FLAVORS. You cannot go wrong with Steve. HOWEVER. In MCU, I prefer post-serum to pre-serum (but like, disphoria w/ is body post serum is a okay). (For 616, either is good.) Steve DOES NOT MURDER PEOPLE. He is not MEAN. He might tease friends now and then (Bucky, eg), but he is not MEAN. If he kills randos or is overly snarky or mean to people, then please do not record that for me. (likewise, he's not STUPID. He's earnest sometimes, but he's smart and quick, even if a bit socially awkward, oh, poor Steve. This is why Peggy ate him alive sexually, without a doubt.)

OTHERWISE, STEEEEEEEEEEEVE. I ship him with pretty much everyone (yes, even villains in terrible horrible relationships. Rumlow/Steve, anyone??? Hydra Trash Party centering on destroying Steve, yesssssssssssss). The exceptions are: AoS tv characters (don't watch) or Ant-Man movie people (haven't seen.) I'd be a bit more interested in a smaller ship rather than a juggernaut, because I love seeing smaller ships get more love.

Also, there DO exist some fics that involve a comics character named Jack Monroe, and I only wrote like, half of them, but those are DEFINITELY a fantastic bet as well.

Other characters that I would love stories about: Peggy Carter, Jennifer Walters, Janet Van Dyne, Sharon Carter, Bernie Rosenthal, Leila Taylor, Cassie Lang, these are all ladies, can you sense a theme.

Supeman (comics/Lois and Clark/DCAU)


Clark/Lois? Hell yeah. Clark/Bruce? SIGN ME UP. Clark/Lois/Bruce? UM IS THERE FIC FOR THESE THREE I DON"T KNOW BUT IF YOU FIND SOME GOOD STUFF AND RECORDED IT I MIGHT HAVE TO MARRY YOU?

But nothing related to Man of Steel/Nolan Batman or reliant on new DCU comics canon knowledge, please.

(Smallville Clark/Lex or Martha/Lionel are also fun.)

Other fandoms w/ far less complicated notes:


Parks and Rec: canon pairings, with Leslie/Ben OTP

Parasol Protectorate/Finishing School: I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR, though I have a particular fondness foe Sidheag/Agatha, but I'm pretty sure I wrote the only fic of them out there.

THINGS I LIKE (general)

KID FIC. post-apocalypse and/or zombie aus. MODERN ROYAL AUS. Heathy BDSM! Unhealthy BDSM! Consent! Non-con! PWP! Plot! Cute domestic! Tragedy! Declarations of undying love! Cheating and complex feelings of falling in and out of love but still loving people too and all the complicated messy things that accompany that! Polyamory! um, yes, a lot of these are on other sides of spectrums, I am aware. Tooooooons of kinks, too, like, whoa on the kinks. Um. LOTS OF STUFF, I LIKE LOTS OF STUFF IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

Things I DISLIKE:

Steve being a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick or a murderer. CHARACTER HATE/BASHING, fuck that shit.


Um, if you need more guidance, you can message me anon on tumblr or ask here or something, idk.

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  • I am one hundred percent always up for Steve being fucked in the ass.
  • Seriously anything Steve centric whether it be happy or angsty or even if he dies.
  • Steve Steve Steve
  • STEVE
  • Podfic of Things I've Written (plus on tumblr) is a sure way to kill me with happiness and blushing.
  • Um, especially my Cruella/Anita story
  • Captain America (comics) works would be super super amazing.
  • Um, and, oh, Steve.
I will make this more coherent later (maybe, probably - b-day is months and months away anyway) but this works for now.
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Wellllll, I didn't manage to do any Snowflake Challenge things this year (and won't), but trying to go through some of them and commenting.
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Hello! Thank you, first of all! I'm super excited for what you'll write for me!

Okay, so my requests:

For ALL requests: I'm ALL about Steve, so I'd really love it to be Steve centric, and if sexy times happen at all, I'm a bottom!Steve kind of girl. Something fluffy and domestic or something heartwrenching and angsty or something adventure-y or something smutty - I'm pretty easy, as anything pretty much will please! (wide array of kinks, too!)

Captain America (comics)

I picked Steve and didn't pick a specific relationship, because there are just so many! I'd REALLY love some 80s/90s era stuff, for example Jack/Bernie/Steve, or John/Rachel/Steve, or Joshua/Steve/Sam, or (going 70s) Sharon/Steve/Leila/Sam, or something like that!

Avengers (comics) - Clint/Pietro/Wanda/Steve

Kooky Quartet foursome, yes please! I'm totally cool with the incest vibe, too, but if you don't want to do that, it makes you uncomfortable or w/e, it's cool, Pietro and Wanda don't have to have their names connected with a little relationship line, so long as they are connected with the others (and there's no "ew, sibling" within the fic)! I'd especially dig something with family with these four.

Avengers (comics) - Steve/Natasha/Jennifer

A strange combination maybe? BUT I just LOVE the idea of them together, they have their similarities, but they are also so different, and I'd love to receive something with them.

I'm also really cool with other characters popping up - no one exists in a vacuum, of course, and they all have lives outside of each other, true.

I'm super excited! :D Thank you again!!
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Thank you so much, first of all! I hope that, first and foremost, you have fun doing whatever you do. I'm really excited! Okay, so here are my preferences:

Marvel: Steve is my favorite, and I prefer bottom!Steve if there are sexy times. So anything Steve-centric rocks. I ship him with (nearly) EVERYONE. I really love his friends, too, if one chooses, for example, the comics and wants to record a fic about Sam or Bernie or Rachel or Sharon or Leila or Arnie or Dennis or Bucky, oh, and the Invaders, of course, or the USO girls/howling commandos in MCU, etc. etc. etc. I'd prefer MCU or 616, but am down with other universes (EMH, AA, Marvel Adventures, etc. etc.). But anyway. Steve. or his friends. Or Steve and his friends. sexy times Steve. yeah. Or something with Jennifer Walters would be super amazing. She's my second favorite, after Steve. (Note: Although I've been working on reading comics, I'm not very familiar with any canon that's happened in the last ten years or so, so maybe not something SUPER dependent on canon knowledge of that.)

Superman (pre-new 52 comics, DCAU, Lois and Clark): Clark and Lois are the beeeeest. Fave pairings are: Clark/Lois, Clark/Bruce, Clark/Lois/Bruce. Haven't read very many of his comic storylines, so maybe not something SUPER dependent on having read a certain comic first, but otherwise, yup.

I like both canon and AU based things, I like both light and really dark things. I like a lot of different kinks, but i like non-sex related stories, too. So. Mostly, I want you to have fun making something, so if you like the story and think I might to - please!

Thank you!
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In your own space, create a love meme for yourself. Let people tell you how amazing and awesome and loveable you really are. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so. Surf the comments and find people to give love to.

Ok, so here it is: last time I'm writing anything here. I've tried for the last hour to find something to say in this post, and every time I delete it because I hate how it sounds and I hate how it makes me sound, but fuck it, I need to get this out.

I had a really shitty evening last night, ok? I felt sad and friendless and talentless and worthless (even if INTELLECTUALLY, I know none of that is true), and I'm still feeling it, and there was a family ER yesterday, which just exacerbated everything, and now I have to go to work where people are going to yell at me like it's my fault things aren't going right in their lives. Fun Day.

I don't feel like I can ever ask people to listen to my issues, because I don't want to burden them when they have their own shit going on. And I don't even feel comfortable asking for hugs, even though I love giving them, but when I need one, I will never ask, and I'm not entirely sure why.

Well. Now I'm asking you to tell me something nice. I want to do this for you, too, but I need some time away first, because this has been too hard to post in the first place, and I need some time.

Just. If you do leave something here for me... Thank you, in advance. Really. <3

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In your own space, post a rec for at least three fanworks that you did not create. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so. See if you can rec fanworks that are less likely to be praised: tiny fandoms, rare pairings, fanworks other than stories, lesser-known kinks or tropes. Find fanworks that have few to no comments, or creators new to a particular fandom who maybe aren't well known or appreciated. Appreciate them.

I just came across this fanart of Steve and Bernie today by havecrayonswilltravel. It's really cute, and I was browsing through their other art, too, and there's something about their proportions I really like. (I have a thing about proportions, okay? It's weird, I've complimented artists on this before.) I had to pick the Steve/Bernie one, but there's a lot of other great stuff there, which you should check out. (Some great DC ladies art, for example!)

I read a fic the other day called stars fell down before us by mwestbelle. (warnings for rape roleplay and use of safeword when the scene goes wrong.) I really liked the emotion between the two of them after Bucky backs out of the scene, and it was extremely sweet. I really didn't know what to expect when I went into it, and by the end, I was happy I had read it.

I really like sisi-rambles's podfics, and they did one of lanyon's Once you've fallen from classical virtue. Like the rest of sisi-rambles's work, it was extremely fun to listen to. Steve and Bucky waking up and not remembering who either of them are? Perfect. The reading was fantastic, very enjoyable.

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"In your own space, post a rec for at least three fanworks that you have created. It can be your favorite fanworks that you've created, or fanworks you feel no one ever saw, or fanworks you say would define you as a creator. "

I want to highlight three works from this year, none of which are written (well, okay, one had to be written, but the final product is audio.)

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Title: Discipline
Authors: AccursedSpatula, captpizpalu, Moiraine
Reader: vassalady
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Pairings: Steve Rogers/Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags include: AU - High School; Teacher-Student Relationship, oral sex, object insertion, spanking

Authors' Summary: Steve sat there, frozen. It was clear that the popular student, probable wet dream of damn near every student in the school, who had no interest in Steve or his work, was trying to seduce him for a better grade. Steve wanted to snarl, wanted to spit because he was so angry. Thor really thought this would work? Steve was a good person, he had morals. There was no way he would accept such a...a sleazy, underhanded offer. And yet…if Steve was honest with himself, his hands hadn’t been the only thing to ache when he caught sight of Thor’s face or physique.

Reader's notes: Thank you to analise010 for beta listening, to Amuly for helping me with song choice, and especially to the authors, AccursedSpatula, captpizpalu, and Moiraine, for writing such a wonderful fic. I really adore this fic. It has a special place in my heart as the first Steve/Thor work I read, and it remains one of my absolute favorites. It's unbelievably hot, and I don't know how many times I've read it. I had so much fun recording this.

Length: 39:32
Mediafire Downloads: MP3 (36.3MB) and M4B (14.2MB)

Also available on AO3. Please consider leaving feedback there if you enjoyed this podfic. Thank you!


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possession / marking worship altered states tattoos / tattooing leather / latex / rubber
sensation play prostitution / sex work gags / silence verbal humiliation guro
pervertibles breathplay wildcard spanking / paddling drugs / aphrodisiacs
scars / scarification bites / bruises temperature play negotiation pictures
queening / facesitting obedience / disobedience begging hypnosis / mind control exposure / exhibitionism
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For some reason, whenever a mom starts crying in a movie or show, I'm gone. I'm bawling. Even if I don't much LIKE the movie I'm watching.

Give me a crying mom, and I will give you tears.

(Admittedly, a lot makes me cry, but crying moms is pretty much a sure thing.)
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(Heed this title. TBH, every time I try to talk about writing, it ends up being just a reflection on myself. I'm not mature enough to be able to discuss writing impartially without bringing myself and my doubts into the mix.)


What the hell do I know about writing? Not a lot, really. I mean, sure, yeah, I have a BA in Creative Writing. But what does that mean? Not much. Really, it was pretty easy to get, and you don't really need any talent to do it. The worst part was all the lit I had to take. I hate lit classes with a passion.

But this is about creative writing. Ok. So. What about it?

Hell if I know.

I recently had this semi-existential crisis about writers and writing. )
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(Probably the correct response to this post is TL:DR.)

A question posed on twitter by [personal profile] jelazakazone. I looked at it, paused, and thought, "What do I get out of writing?" And then I thought, "Haven't I answered this already?" And I realized I haven't yet.
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